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Saturday, April 13, 2002

Check this, a federal judge has declared that the massive expansion of Fort Huachuca is dewatering the San Pedro River.
San Pedro River Campaign
Good news for the San Pedro, no?

Bill | 4/13/2002 01:30:00 AM |

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Friday, April 12, 2002


Bill | 4/12/2002 12:54:00 PM |

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Thursday, April 11, 2002

This is what I've been saying all along ....

Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm
Stupid." That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You
wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...
oops, never mind -- didn't see your sign."

It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of
boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My neighbor
comes over and says, "Hey, you moving?" "Nope. We just pack our
stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes.
Here's a sign."

A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine,
we pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol
stringer of bass and this idiot on the dock goes, "Hey, y'all
catch all them fish?"
"Nope. Talked 'em into giving up. Here's a

I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery
Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And
there's only one way to test it. "All right Jimmy, you got that
shark suit on, it looks good... They want you to jump into this
pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you."
"Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it.

Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of
those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out,
looks at my truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go
I couldn't resist. I said, "Nope. I was driving around
and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here's a

We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came
over to the house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes.
We get back to the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down
and grabs the exhaust pipe, then says, "Darn, that's hot!" See?
If he'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him.

I learned to drive an 18 wheeler in my younger days of
adventure. Wouldn't you know I misjudged the height of a bridge.
The truck got stuck and I couldn't get it out no matter how I
tried. I radioed in for help and eventually a local cop shows up
to take the report. He went through his basic questioning. OK,
no problem. I thought sure he was clear of needing a sign. Until
he asked, "So, is your truck stuck?" I couldn't help myself! I
looked at him, looked back at the rig and then back to him and
said, "No I'm delivering' a bridge... here's a sign."

I stayed late at work one night and a co-worker looked at me
and said, "Are you still here?" I replied, "No. I left about 10
minutes ago.

Anybody you know need a sign today? The next time someone
says something stupid ask them where his sign is.

Bill | 4/11/2002 01:21:00 PM |

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Monday, April 08, 2002

Okay, okay...
This should do it: The Night Sky Live: Catalog of Phenomena
that's all for today...

Bill | 4/08/2002 01:53:00 PM |

Hey...I'm back...
Snooping around at the Kitt Peak site (above) I found this:
Live at Nite!
Click on the main image (of the night sky) and you'll start the download of an animated gif of the sky moving as a result of the Earths' rotation.

Bill | 4/08/2002 01:28:00 PM |

Hey lookee:
Images from Kitt Peak
Just found this, it's a live webcam from one of the surrounding "Sky Islands" we have here in So. Arizona.

Bill | 4/08/2002 01:25:00 PM |

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Who: Bill Yanneck
Birthdate: 04/18/54
Birthplace: Bronx, New York
Current: Tucson, Arizona

song: Rocky Raccoon
cartoon: Supercar
food: Okra (yeah, right)

General Stats:
Drink: Mountain Dew.
Motorcycle: Yamaha TDM850.
Zodiac: Aires.
Hygeine: Daily.
Religion: Right-Of-Way.
Politics: Hand signals. Passing on the left. Using turn signals. Slower traffic keep right. Not crossing the double line.

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